Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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