i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
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We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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