at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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