When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Randomize
