Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
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I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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