doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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