i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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