Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Enjoy the penises
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
there is glitter all over my balls
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
