he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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