Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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