I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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