your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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