I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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