but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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