please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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