So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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