was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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