Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Dick very happy bro
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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