I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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