Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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