She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.