You really coming over, don't trick.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
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I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.