I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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