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Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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