For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Randomize
