Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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