i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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