thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just want to make out with him forever
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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