I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
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Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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