What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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