i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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