They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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