Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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