youre lurking in front of me
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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