well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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