Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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