i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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