did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
