Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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