i permit you to call me
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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