When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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