I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She needs sedatives and a leash
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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