okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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