that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
Randomize
