Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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