I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
