The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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