I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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