Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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