I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize
