I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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