Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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