i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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