3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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