Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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